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Total Medals Earned: 801 (From 129 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,310 Points

A Mother in Festerwood

Teenagehood Unlocked 10/28/11
5 Points
Bring up a child to his teenage years.
Monster Slayer Unlocked 10/28/11
10 Points
A medal for children who kill monsters.
Treasure Hunter Unlocked 10/28/11
10 Points
A medal for children who seek out gold.
Magic Pink Man Unlocked 10/28/11
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Adulthood 5 Points Bring up a child to his adult years.
Motherhood 10 Points A medal for empty nesters.
Momma's Boy 25 Points A medal for children who hardly leave their mothers.
Warrior 25 Points A medal for children who can clearly handle themselves.

Medals Earned: 4/8 (75/140 points)

Abobo's Big Adventure

Auto-Assault Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
07 - Get Machine Gun
Bad Call Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
Ballooney Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
Call A Plumber Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
Child Chomper Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
01 - Eat kid
Choices Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
00B - Use level select
Familiar Shape Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
04 - Get the map
Fiery Fury Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
07 - Get Flame Gun
Fish Food Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
Lazertagged Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
06 - Get hit by a laser
Lemming Lunacy Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
Merbobos Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
Never Give Up Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
00E - Use a continue
No Mercy Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
03 - Execute the Fatality move
Run Abobo, Run! Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
Soap On A Dope Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
07 - Kill showering guy
Spread The Love Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
07 - Get Spread Gun
Surf's Up Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Where To? Unlocked 1/15/12
5 Points
04 - Get the compass
Beardy Basher Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
Bigger Boat Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
02 - Defeat Jaws
Bloody Bobo Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
Bombs Away Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
Bonkers Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
Death Blossom Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
Flurry Frag Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
Ironic Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
Mega Blast Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
Patience Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
Poor Aboboy Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
Projectile Power Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
Punchy Power Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
Pushy Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
Reaper Runner Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
Robopopped Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
07 - Kill Robocop
Rocky Rage Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
Spiffy Supporter Unlocked 3/31/16
10 Points
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
Super Slash Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
The Code Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
Typhoon Time Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
Walk On Water Unlocked 1/15/12
10 Points
04 - Get the ladder
A Winner Is Me Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
Anger Issues Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
Bloody Chum Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
Die Dragon Die Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
04 - Kill Aquamentus
Forklift Foul Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
01 - Defeat boss
Kill The Messenger Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kong Punt Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
Krang Bang Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
07 - Destroy Krangby
Mac Attack Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
Manhandled Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
04 - Kill Manhandla
Mega Mashed Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
06 - Defeat Megabobo
Mmm Beefy Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
04 - Get the beef
Skynet Stopper Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
06 - Defeat Robobobo
Turtle Power Unlocked 1/15/12
25 Points
07 - Defeat Krang
Barf-O-Rama Unlocked 1/15/12
50 Points
07 - Kill giant Kirby
Best Ending Evar Unlocked 1/15/12
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Champ Unlocked 1/15/12
50 Points
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
Extra Abobo Unlocked 1/15/12
50 Points
06 - Pick up an extra life
It's So Bad Unlocked 1/15/12
50 Points
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
Meatspin Unlocked 1/15/12
50 Points
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
Private Party Unlocked 1/15/12
50 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fighting Chance 5 Points 03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
Idiot 5 Points 04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
Acid Bath 10 Points 08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
Blocktorock 10 Points 04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
Have A Seat 10 Points 05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
Icy Escape 10 Points 07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
Police Patrol 10 Points 03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
Pro Wrestler 10 Points 05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
Reap This 10 Points 05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
Risky 10 Points 05 - Jump off the top rope
Slowpoke 10 Points 04 - Get turned into a snail
Waste Not 10 Points 01 - Throw kid body
Abobo Appetizers 25 Points 02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
Chair Massacre 25 Points 05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
Fooled You 25 Points 01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
No Fatty Pop 25 Points 04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
Balloon Master 50 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
Elderly Execution 50 Points 04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
Mega Master 50 Points 06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
Super Soldier 50 Points 07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
War Hero 50 Points 07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
Balloon Jedi 100 Points 05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
Contrabobo God 100 Points 07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
I'm The Greatest 100 Points 08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Bloodsport Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Jason Lives Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
No Filming Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Duck Hunted Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Friendly Foes Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Headbanger Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Luckdragon Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Sneaky Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thanks Doc Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Another Castle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Bobo Battle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Double Trouble Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fire Bad! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thriller Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 62/100 (1,015/2,000 points)

Adam

I put on my scarf and astro suit. Unlocked 2/5/13
5 Points
Complete the first level.
Houston, we'll have had a problem. Unlocked 2/5/13
10 Points
Complete the second level.
Dear diary, I haven't touched myself in a long while. 5 Points Complete the game.
I counted to hundred, slowly, using binary notation. 10 Points Complete the third level.
I like trains. 25 Points Complete the fourth level.
Rock around the clock. 25 Points Complete the final level.
Time Core. Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/85 points)

Age of Wonder

Spread Some Knowledge Unlocked 10/12/13
10 Points
Get 30 Ankhs
Educate 'Em All Unlocked 10/12/13
25 Points
Complete all 30 levels
Master Educator Unlocked 10/12/13
50 Points
Get all 90 Ankhs

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Aground

Apples Unlocked 13 days ago
5 Points
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Heavy Lifter Unlocked 13 days ago
5 Points
Get the Backpack.
Infinite Space Unlocked 13 days ago
5 Points
Build the Storehouse.
Instant Meat Unlocked 13 days ago
5 Points
Defeat a Boar.
Metallurgy Unlocked 13 days ago
5 Points
Build the Smelter.
Sharecropping Unlocked 13 days ago
5 Points
Build the Farm.
Shelter Unlocked 13 days ago
5 Points
Build the Hut.
Bon Appetit Unlocked 13 days ago
10 Points
Build the Kitchen.
Crafting Time Unlocked 13 days ago
10 Points
Build the Workshop.
Experiments Unlocked 13 days ago
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Mmm, Cheese Unlocked 13 days ago
50 Points
Cook a Pizza.
Hatchling Unlocked 13 days ago
100 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
A Good Trade 10 Points Build the Market.
Wyrmslayer 10 Points Defeat a Wyrm.
Distant Shores 25 Points Build the Dock.
Get Wyrm 25 Points Now what do I do with it?
Heavier Lifter 25 Points Buy a Super Pack.
Milking Pigs 25 Points Add a Pen to the Farm.
Rockslayer 25 Points Defeat a Golem.
Shiny 25 Points Mine a Diamond.
Setting Sail 50 Points Build a Boat.
Infinite Blood Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 12/22 (230/500 points)

Alien Splatter

Stage 1 Unlocked 11/16/13
50 Points
Complete Stage 1
Stage 2 50 Points Complete stage 2
Stage 3 50 Points Complete Stage 3
Stage 4 50 Points Complete Stage 4
FIN 100 Points Complete the game!
Stage 5 100 Points Complete Stage 5
Stage X 100 Points Complete Stage X

Medals Earned: 1/7 (50/500 points)

Alphaland

The Land Beneath Unlocked 5/6/11
5 Points
Fall through the clouds.
The Living Stars Unlocked 5/6/11
5 Points
Unlock the gate.
Becoming Unlocked 5/6/11
10 Points
The end is upon you.
Debugging Complete Unlocked 5/6/11
10 Points
Destroy all the bugs.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)

Asslevania: SOTB

Medal #1 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Welcome to Asslevania!
Medal #2 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Reach level 2.
Medal #6 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Don't skip the intro.
Medal _13 Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Medal #7 5 Points Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Medal #8 5 Points Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Medal #9 5 Points Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Medal _18 5 Points Welcome back!
Medal _19 5 Points FOREVER ALONE!
Medal/22 5 Points Watch the whole ending.
Medal/23 5 Points Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Medal/24 5 Points Check out RicePirate's page.
Medal/25 5 Points Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Medalzzz 5 Points Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Medal #3 10 Points Reach level 3
Medal #4 10 Points Reach level 4.
Medal _14 10 Points Find Alucard.
Medal _15 10 Points It takes a lick'n...
Medal _16 10 Points ...and keeps on whip'n.
Medal/20 10 Points Get a little head.
Medal/21 10 Points Eat a pork chop!
Medal/27 10 Points Beat a TIME TRIAL
Medal _10 25 Points Find the 1st hidden song.
Medal _11 25 Points Thats where I left that!
Medal _12 25 Points Never alone...
Medal _17 25 Points Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Medal/26 25 Points Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Medal/29 25 Points Beat Dracula!
Medal #5 100 Points Reach level 5.
Medal/28 100 Points Beat REAL MODE!

Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)

Berzerk Ball 2

Adrian Unlocked 1/1/13
5 Points
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
One small step for a geek... Unlocked 12/31/12
5 Points
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Total Noob Unlocked 12/31/12
5 Points
Get your team to level 5.
What's the hurry? Unlocked 12/31/12
5 Points
Reach 400 Speed.
Appolo Unlocked 1/1/13
10 Points
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Major League Unlocked 1/1/13
10 Points
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Regular Noob Unlocked 12/31/12
10 Points
Get your team to level 10.
Turbo Nerd Unlocked 1/1/13
10 Points
Reach 600 Speed.
Col. Mustard Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Drago Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Fat and Furious Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
Reach 700 Speed.
Homerunesque Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Lt. Colombo Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
Geek ain't no dev'...
Sherlock Holmes Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
Girls around the world...
Still a little Noobish Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
Get your team to level 15.
Theo Kojak Unlocked 1/1/13
25 Points
Rough way back...
Not a Noob anymore...almost Unlocked 1/1/13
50 Points
Get your team to level 20
What just passed by? Unlocked 1/1/13
50 Points
Reach 800 Speed.
Alright, you're good...Damn Cheater! Unlocked 1/1/13
100 Points
Get your team to level 25.
Hercule Poirot 25 Points One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Rocky 50 Points Get 15 Challenge Medals
So far, so Geek 50 Points Reach 350,000 Distance.
It's a bird...It's a Plane...It's PWNED!!! 100 Points Reach 500,000 Distance.
TCB in a Flash 100 Points Reach 900 Speed.
Tiger whom Rocky has the eye of 100 Points Get 18 Challenge Medals.

Medals Earned: 19/25 (460/885 points)

Bomb Besieger

Baby thrower Unlocked 11/8/13
5 Points
Toss 1 enemy out ouf stage!
Dark Lord Unlocked 11/9/13
5 Points
Toss a peasant in the depth!
Head slam Unlocked 11/8/13
5 Points
Hit 1 enemy's head with a bomb!
Little Bully Unlocked 11/8/13
5 Points
Hit 1 peasant's head with a bomb!
Mingy bomber 1 Unlocked 11/9/13
10 Points
Finish level 17 with using only 1 bomb!
Spare with bombs Unlocked 11/8/13
10 Points
Finish level 11 with using 2 bombs at most!
Pwner Unlocked 11/8/13
25 Points
Hit 10 enemy in the head with bomb!
Real Bully Unlocked 11/9/13
25 Points
Hit 10 peasant in the head with bomb!
Mingy bomber 2 10 Points Finish level 22 with using only 1 bomb!
Love bombs 25 Points Blow up an enemy without using a rocket on level 7!
Toss like a pro 25 Points Toss 10 enemies out of stage!
Blaster master 100 Points Complete all 36 levels with 3 stars!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/250 points)